Do you know how exciting it is to see that my page views are growing ?? its like an adrenaline needle to the face , ok not really but i do get happy.
Then i look at my followers and see that there is but only one ....Kills my vibe guys . Please follow me and make my day ? , i've got sweets? ....
Anyway . Today was a good day apart from the hour and half car drive to get back home from college. Peak hour traffic , bumper to bumper . I decide that im going to be clever and take an alternate route home only to find that i had gone the way that was most promising to have delays . So an hour down, 10 cigarettes later i decide that i will treat myself to McDonalds when i get into town.
I take the tollroad because its almost always quicker . I get to the tollroad and struggle for my wallet wich is in my back pocket. Eventually i get it out and manage to pay the lady R8 , i put the wallet down on the passenger seat and slowly start to sink into a day dream , a juicy, crispy , chicken fillet filled day dream .
I continue to drive towards Hillcrest , therein lies the holy temple that is Mc D's . Through the two robots and into the parking lot . Next reach for my wallet ........ What wallet?
Thats right my wallet is gone . Vanished .
Fuming I stop through McDonalds to their toilets . Have a wee and return to my car .
My car is an old school Four wheel drive Toyota Prado ....Aka diesel eater aka eats more diesel than any other car aka eats more fucking diesel than you can possibly imagine .... Back to the wallet though.
Now im pissed. Ive been wanting this fucking burger for an hour and a bit . I rip off the floor matts , throw everything else into the back and look for this fucking thing . IT IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
Its teasing me because I know that it is in the car because i used it to pay toll fee . Its hiding because it knows i've had a long day and im fucked off . eventually i give up and lie down across the two front seats and prepare to cry in the middle of McDonalds parking lot ... the security guard is watching me like " story of my life bro " i dont care im much to sad to care . Then out of the corner of my eye i see the little bastard peaking out at me from under an old news paper on the floor .
I got my burger ......it was amazing .
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